I have lost my snuggie. Snuggie! It was embarrassing enough buying you. And now I’ve lost you? So I have to TELL people about it?! Pssshaw.
Logging on to ups.com to track my snuggie, I realize UPS.com needs to upgrade the level of hotness for their fake delivery guy model. Don’t they realize women look forward to UPS coming to see hot men in uniform? Delivering their wonderful shoes, new sweaters, and the like? It’s pure fantasy UPS. And you’re not living up to your end of the bargain.